Ecoterrorism suspected in Seattle fires

Just what we all needed! A new form of terrorism...first narcoterrorism, now ecoterrorism. The Earth Liberation Front [ELF] has been around for a while apparently...Elf, get it? Little green chaps and chapesses creating lots of carbon emissions. I wonder if they ever consider the carbon footprint of their acts? Now there's a counter-terrorist strategy for you!